Name: Genie of the Lamp
Birth Place: India
Age: 10,000 years old
Redeeming Features: Purple skin, no legs and lives in rent free accommodation.
Hobbies and Interests: Granting wishes and online bingo.

Released from the lamp, this overly camp genie will grant his master any wish they desire, however, usually misunderstanding the request.  If you asked for a 10 inch penis you’d probably get a small guy playing the piano!